We often receive a nice little email following up from the delivery of a workbench or a vice and I look forward to reading through them. Yesterday’s was for one of our wooden screws and unusually it kept me laughing all day:
“Simply beautiful. Seeing it gave me an orgasm!?”
That’s all it said, perhaps it could form a good basis for a marketing campaign?
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Chris Buckingham says
That must have been a good “Screw”
Subject normal! Pass! 🙂
Mmm, a screw that gives you an orgasm. I will have to come here again. 😉
Tom Baker says
Your blog now needs a warning of: Adult Content, Viewer Discretion Advised.
Now we have a XXX site for real “woodies”
Mr Ronald Carl Dennis says
Hey Guys! Do we really have to go here?
Clint Struthers says
Of course we don’t “have to go there” but sometimes guys just need to screw around a bit, share a smile and get back to work. I don’t believe anyone intended to offend and I highly doubt that the subject will go on for too much longer as there is a very short shelf life for subjects of this nature! Just smile, skip on to the next blog and we will all look forward to having fun with the next topic!
You have to admit that really is a beautiful screw!
Don’t accept a return.